Chapter 8 - Why is Luciano Pavarotti moldering in a grave and not singing Core 'N'grato to his fans in Ulaanbaatar?

THE STORY OF DEL - Delete

How could Del reach that place in the Cosmos where reality was negatively mirrored? There had to be a way to undo life's cruelties! Old and beautiful San Francisco used to be everybody's favorite city! It was screaming for an urgent Katrulz!

And why did Frank Sinatra have to die? Why was Luciano Pavarotti moldering in a grave and not singing Core 'Ngrato to his fans in Ulaanbaatar?

If Man had been made in the image of God, then, along with a couple of arms and legs, why hadn't they thrown in a few sprinkles of immortality? So many questions!

Damn it! This was the new Millennium. The nerds of Boston Dynamics were teaching their robots to boogaloo! So what was so hard about getting toothpaste back into the tube?!

With all of Google's AI geniuses working in their underground laboratories (purportedly floating on the blood of Cossacks), all the Kings horses and all the Kings men could surely put Humpty Dumpty back together again!

Right?

Of course!

Right?

You bet!

Are you sure?

Absolutely!

That's why crapping in front of expensive restaurants was high-tech and honest research and much more! Such activities required slow and plodding procedures. The logic was ironclad: how could there be an 'un-doodoo' without first a 'doodoo'?

And so like a deranged Conquistador of Olde searching for the Fountain of Youth, Del went on a quest for the wisdom needed to program his UN-DOODOO key, the one easy button that could righten the evermore plentiful wrongs of life!

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Chapter 29 - Imagine editing faster on an iPad Mini than a computer! Voilà

THE STORY OF DEL - Delete Good morning, Del! Good morning to you, my beautiful Juula! What's the matter, you look sad. No, I'm impatient. I want a sneak peak at some of the things that connective editing can do. Before the bla-bla-bla explanations? Yeah... just like that. Are you afraid they're gonna pull the plug and put me out of my misery? Stop it, Del, please! I'm sorry. All right here's a quick and dirty demo. But then we'll do it right, we'll explain it calmly, all right? I promise!

Chapter 28 - A 1-touch text editor for phones and tablets. Exercise 1) - zapping words

THE STORY OF DEL - Delete Guten morgen, Schatz! Danke, meine Liebe! What have you got for me today? Well, I wanted to show you how one single Connective Editing button obeying a simple instruction, has got all the other editing apps for handhelds beat - and as a matter of fact it's even snappier than what's normal on a regular sit-on-your butt computer. Wow... I'm all in. Actually, you ARE! Because this new single instruction will be the new DEL. And any app would be foolish to ignore the wonderful ease and power it offers. But then... But then... ? I want to be on a keyboard too! You do? Yes, I want to marry you and live on an extra keyboard row with you. Have you been smoking something, Juula? Absolutely not. I never do that stuff. Right, sorry... I didn't mean it that way. I want to join you and be a second button that completes the new DEL. Then if we have children, the DEL and JUULA family can revolutionize editing. I love it. I know it soun

Chapter 25 - The Microsoft Whammy - How Bill Dust-in-the-Sky Gates messed up editing for humanity.

THE STORY OF DEL - Delete "Hi Del, are you ready for more exciting adventures in text editing?" "You are the sunshine of my life!" "I'll take that to mean yes. Yesterday you said something spot on!" "I did?" "Yes sir... You said: "We humans end the selection where we do to CONNECT to the sense of what is being written." Absolutely true! Sometimes the words even seem to call each other: Merry splinter Kleenex guardrail whippersnapper tear Boeing shoebox Christmas "Thinking things through last night I discovered how Bill Dust-in-the-Sky Gates put a whammy on text editing. To be polite I called it the 'Microsoft Anomaly'. Are you ready for it?" "Fire away!" The Microsoft Anomaly God is in the details (And so is Bill Gates) Why does one go through the trouble of highlighting text? Principally for 4 reasons (of course I'm generalizing). 1. To format - that is, to prettify deservi

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