Chapter 9 - Del gets serious about implementing the UN-DOODOO key and seeks the wisdom of the Orient

THE STORY OF DEL - Delete

But where could a stupefied derelict such as he find the required wisdom? Where could he learn the arcane secrets of turning sausages back into pigs? Easy - in the part of the world famous for its transcendental wisdom: Nepal!

It was always a cinch - almost second nature - for Del to leap to such 'right sounding' yet fanciful conclusions. Having lived on the keyboards of the world, he had read fantastic amounts of fact, fiction and garbage. But in truth, he had exclusively read those parts that for one reason or another the original authors had decided to forward-delete.

So of the three typologies - 'fact, fiction and garbage' - his intellect had mostly been formed by data source #3:

Flapdoodle

Bunkum

Piffle

Phooey

Hooey!

Speaking of which: yes, Nepal! Del had to go to Nepal. Nepal was the place. Nepal, Nepal, Nepal!

It was the place with the highest statistical density of wisdom, a 'percipience' so light and airy that after appropriate chanting, clanging of pots, sounding of gongs and blowing of horns, the monks would levitate over the Himalayas and look for two year old kids to be their 'Kunduns,' their Buddha reincarnations.

Wait a minute, wasn't that Tibet?

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THE STORY OF DEL - Delete Good morning, Del! Good morning to you, my beautiful Juula! What's the matter, you look sad. No, I'm impatient. I want a sneak peak at some of the things that connective editing can do. Before the bla-bla-bla explanations? Yeah... just like that. Are you afraid they're gonna pull the plug and put me out of my misery? Stop it, Del, please! I'm sorry. All right here's a quick and dirty demo. But then we'll do it right, we'll explain it calmly, all right? I promise!

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THE STORY OF DEL - Delete Guten morgen, Schatz! Danke, meine Liebe! What have you got for me today? Well, I wanted to show you how one single Connective Editing button obeying a simple instruction, has got all the other editing apps for handhelds beat - and as a matter of fact it's even snappier than what's normal on a regular sit-on-your butt computer. Wow... I'm all in. Actually, you ARE! Because this new single instruction will be the new DEL. And any app would be foolish to ignore the wonderful ease and power it offers. But then... But then... ? I want to be on a keyboard too! You do? Yes, I want to marry you and live on an extra keyboard row with you. Have you been smoking something, Juula? Absolutely not. I never do that stuff. Right, sorry... I didn't mean it that way. I want to join you and be a second button that completes the new DEL. Then if we have children, the DEL and JUULA family can revolutionize editing. I love it. I know it soun

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