Chapter 6 - The new magical Del key would solve tons of problems

THE STORY OF DEL - Delete

Well, as of late, Del's brain - which at that point was more skedaddled than addled - had been dwelling on an old keyboard buddy that he and the gang had affectionately called 'KATRULZ' but who to the broader public was - and still is - known as UNDO or CTRL-Z.

Del, who by his very nature had been prone to making lots of mistakes, would simply murmur 'KATRULZ' (the sound of a child trying to read 'CTRL-Z' as if it were a proper word) and faster than it had taken him to make the mistake, KATRULZ would put everything right again. Or if not exactly 'right,' then in a state of 'pre-wrong' which was good enough.

In the early years of computing, many among the merry band of Keyboard comrades, including Del himself, had called Undo 'Santo Katrulz,' on account of his instant miracles.

And even now, squatting with his pants down and his mind reeling on a lysergic cocktail enriched with Meth, Opium and Bathing Salts, he was oddly fixated on this old computer 'Santo.' Wouldn't it be great to have an UNDO button in real life?!

Oh yes!!! YES!!!

For does not the truest (and shortest) of maxims, one accepted by all the warring religions and philosophies of planet Earth, proudly state that 'Poop Happens?!'

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